Post by *HPfan* on Nov 6, 2003 17:07:03 GMT -5
I dunno if anyone remembers this, but this was a progressive fic Eliana started on the old board. Elysium wanted to continue it, and I had it saved on my computer. Here's a copy of it, so we can keep adding to it. By the way, I'm not sure if I have all of it. Someone might have added to it after I saved it, so if anyone else has more than I have, just post where I left off.
» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 5th, 2003 at 10:12am
i've decided to use "Dudley's Wish" as a basis to this fanfic. I will be adding a line to this story every other day. You are welcome to add your own line, as long as this nice chunk or less! Have fun...
(takes place in 4 Privet Dr. and can go anywhere from here)
::: Harry wakes up and puts on his glasses. :::
Harry: Today's the day!!!! Time to go back to school!!
::: Harry gets ready for the travel to Hermiones house. :::
(Hermione and her parents go to pick up Harry from the Dursleys since the Weasleys encounter was not too succesful. Harry is bringing all his things down to the living room so that he can take it to the car when they get there.)
Harry: I woner how Vernon is dealing with this...
::: Harry walks over to Uncle Vernon, who is watching T.V.:::
Uncle Vernon (turns to Harry): What do you want now?
Harry: I was just curious as to why you aren’t panicking over the Granger’s arrival.
Uncle Vernon: You said they are both dentists, so I doubt they’ll come blasting in here and grow things on Dudley. The only person I’m worried about is that daughter of theirs…could be trouble…<br>::: Harry Smirks:::
Uncle Vernon: What was that for?!?
Harry: Nothing, I’m going to bring the rest of my things down.
::: Harry goes to his room. Dudley appears at the doorway:::
Dudley: I heard your girlfriend Hermione is coming today.
Harry: Well duh! I told you 2 weeks in advance and she isn’t my girlfriend.
Dudley: You only say that cause she’s ugly.
Harry: How do you know she’s ugly? You haven’t even met or seen her. You don’t be knowin’ her.
Dudley: She’s a witch isn’t she? Bet she’s got warts on her nose, bet her skin is wrinkly.
Harry: Don’t you have a diet to break, not that you haven’t broken it yet.
::: Doorbell rings in the distance:::
Harry: That must be her, I’ll go get it!!!
Dudley: Hey! I wanna see the freak show!
::: Pushes Harry out of the way:::
Dudley: I’ll get it!!!
:::Loud knocking on door:::
Dudley: In a minute ya harpy.
::louder knocking, Dudley answers it:::
Hermione:We’re here to pick up Harry. Is he here?
Dudley: You’re beau-teeful.
Hermione (scandalized): Excuse me?
Dudley: I said come right in.
Hermione: No you didn’t, I distinctly heard you say something different.
Dudley: No I didn’t! You lie!
::Harry comes over::
Harry: I Just need to get all my stuff in the car. I won’t need any help though.
Just keep Dudley distracted.
Hermione: Okay then I’ll be here I guess.
:::Harry continues taking his stuff to the car. 1 minute of silence passes:::
Dudley: So your Harry’s friend?
Hermione: Yes…why?
Dudley: Just askin’. So…um…<br>:::Harry knocks his trunk into the back of Dudley’s knees, causing him to almost fall over:::
Harry: WHOA!!! Din’t see that comin’! I’m all set, well see you in another year porker. Ha, ha,
just kidding, more like whale.
Dudley(to Hermione):call me.
Harry: ok I will
Dudley: Not you, her.
Hermione: you don’t even know my name.
Dudley: Yes I do.
Hermione: Ok then, well I don’t even have your number.
Dudley: Yes you do.
Hermione: Yes well, you ain’t all that.
::runs toward the car::
Harry(yelling from car): Sho long, Shuckers!!!!!!!!!
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» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 9th, 2003 at 10:11pm
::: Harry turns to Hermione :::
Harry : What was that about?
Hermione (in emberessed voice) : Ummm... i think your cousin has a crush on me...
Harry (trying hard no to laugh ) : oh i see, well...
::: Harry laughs hystericaly shaking with mirth :::
Hermione ( in annoyed voice) : SHUT UP HARRY!!!
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 13th, 2003 at 8:05pm
A week after they left:
(dudley writing to Hermione)
How do I love thee, let me count the ways. I think oft of you during the long days. Though my face be not pretty, and my body fat, I can protect you, for on your enemy's head I will have sat.
Dudley
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» Posted by: DarkScribe » Posted on: May 14th, 2003 at 2:11am
Dudley : Only a few more steps to the mailbox till Hermione is mine!
:: Dudley starts to walk toward the meilbox but stops ::
Dudley : I don't know Hermione's address! What am I going to do?
:: Dudley sits down and thinks "very" hard ::
Dudley : I know! Harry has an owl to send mail to Hermione! I'll "borrow" the biology teacher's owl!
:: Dudley walks toward the school in a sort of sneak way while humming the James Bond theme ::
Dudley: Now to jump over this fence to get the owl!
:: Dudley jumps but fails.A teacher hears him and runs to the fence ::
Teacher: Who are you?
Dudley (a bit carried away): Bond! James Bond!
Teacher: Say that to the principal Mr.Bond!
::Teacher grabs Dudley ear's and walks toward the principal's office::
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» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 15th, 2003 at 9:03pm
(Dudley is sitting in the principal's office, the principal is looking intently at him)
Principal : What do you have to say for yourself?
Dudley: umm... The devil made me do it?
Principal (angrily) : DUDLEY!!! This is the last straw!!! Now you have gone too far!! STEALING AN OWL??? WHY???
::: Dudley starts thinking for an answer and then gradually goes blank, drooling:::
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 16th, 2003 at 4:12pm
(princible snaps fingers)
Dudley: (zones back in) I am merely a victim of circumstance. See theres this girl and... (musically with harmonica music mysteriously behind him) IM ALL ALOOONE, AND THER'S NO ONE HEEEERE BESIIIIDE MEEE! MY PROBLEMS HAVE AL GOOONE BUT THERE'S NO ONE TOOOO DERIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEE! But'cha gotta HAVE FRIENDS!!!!
Princible: (clasping hands to head) SHUT UP!
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» Posted by: Ginny Potter » Posted on: May 18th, 2003 at 10:15am
(A week later, breakfast at Hermione's house)
HERMIONE"S MOM: Honey, you got a letter!
HERMIONE: Probably from Ron! (gets dreamy look on her face, takes letter )
HARRY:(reading over Hermione's shoulder) How do I love thee, let me count the WAYS??? I think of you during the long days? (snickering) though my face not be pretty, and my body fat, I can protect you, for on your enimies head I will have sat!
HERMIONE: I wish i knew who it was from!! There seems to be a smudge on the name. It looks like... RON!!!!!!!!
Good God!!
HARRY: May I be excused?
HERMIONE"S MOTHER: Of course, dear, but what for?
HARRY: I need to send a certain owl...
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 21st, 2003 at 5:13pm
(Harry writting)
RON! I have no idea what you are playing at! I thought I told you Hermione is mine and you just have to come BARGING into my territory! I will never forgive you!
~Harry~
(Meanwhile, hermione is also writting a letter)
Oh Im so glad you feel that way about me, I feel the exact same way, maybe more! Please write back! I miss you!
LOVE,
~Hermione~
Hermione: Please send this to the person the first letter came from.
Harry's owl went to Ron, and Hermione's went to Dudley, thinking it would go to ron. The plot thickens!
» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 5th, 2003 at 10:12am
i've decided to use "Dudley's Wish" as a basis to this fanfic. I will be adding a line to this story every other day. You are welcome to add your own line, as long as this nice chunk or less! Have fun...
(takes place in 4 Privet Dr. and can go anywhere from here)
::: Harry wakes up and puts on his glasses. :::
Harry: Today's the day!!!! Time to go back to school!!
::: Harry gets ready for the travel to Hermiones house. :::
(Hermione and her parents go to pick up Harry from the Dursleys since the Weasleys encounter was not too succesful. Harry is bringing all his things down to the living room so that he can take it to the car when they get there.)
Harry: I woner how Vernon is dealing with this...
::: Harry walks over to Uncle Vernon, who is watching T.V.:::
Uncle Vernon (turns to Harry): What do you want now?
Harry: I was just curious as to why you aren’t panicking over the Granger’s arrival.
Uncle Vernon: You said they are both dentists, so I doubt they’ll come blasting in here and grow things on Dudley. The only person I’m worried about is that daughter of theirs…could be trouble…<br>::: Harry Smirks:::
Uncle Vernon: What was that for?!?
Harry: Nothing, I’m going to bring the rest of my things down.
::: Harry goes to his room. Dudley appears at the doorway:::
Dudley: I heard your girlfriend Hermione is coming today.
Harry: Well duh! I told you 2 weeks in advance and she isn’t my girlfriend.
Dudley: You only say that cause she’s ugly.
Harry: How do you know she’s ugly? You haven’t even met or seen her. You don’t be knowin’ her.
Dudley: She’s a witch isn’t she? Bet she’s got warts on her nose, bet her skin is wrinkly.
Harry: Don’t you have a diet to break, not that you haven’t broken it yet.
::: Doorbell rings in the distance:::
Harry: That must be her, I’ll go get it!!!
Dudley: Hey! I wanna see the freak show!
::: Pushes Harry out of the way:::
Dudley: I’ll get it!!!
:::Loud knocking on door:::
Dudley: In a minute ya harpy.
::louder knocking, Dudley answers it:::
Hermione:We’re here to pick up Harry. Is he here?
Dudley: You’re beau-teeful.
Hermione (scandalized): Excuse me?
Dudley: I said come right in.
Hermione: No you didn’t, I distinctly heard you say something different.
Dudley: No I didn’t! You lie!
::Harry comes over::
Harry: I Just need to get all my stuff in the car. I won’t need any help though.
Just keep Dudley distracted.
Hermione: Okay then I’ll be here I guess.
:::Harry continues taking his stuff to the car. 1 minute of silence passes:::
Dudley: So your Harry’s friend?
Hermione: Yes…why?
Dudley: Just askin’. So…um…<br>:::Harry knocks his trunk into the back of Dudley’s knees, causing him to almost fall over:::
Harry: WHOA!!! Din’t see that comin’! I’m all set, well see you in another year porker. Ha, ha,
just kidding, more like whale.
Dudley(to Hermione):call me.
Harry: ok I will
Dudley: Not you, her.
Hermione: you don’t even know my name.
Dudley: Yes I do.
Hermione: Ok then, well I don’t even have your number.
Dudley: Yes you do.
Hermione: Yes well, you ain’t all that.
::runs toward the car::
Harry(yelling from car): Sho long, Shuckers!!!!!!!!!
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» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 9th, 2003 at 10:11pm
::: Harry turns to Hermione :::
Harry : What was that about?
Hermione (in emberessed voice) : Ummm... i think your cousin has a crush on me...
Harry (trying hard no to laugh ) : oh i see, well...
::: Harry laughs hystericaly shaking with mirth :::
Hermione ( in annoyed voice) : SHUT UP HARRY!!!
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 13th, 2003 at 8:05pm
A week after they left:
(dudley writing to Hermione)
How do I love thee, let me count the ways. I think oft of you during the long days. Though my face be not pretty, and my body fat, I can protect you, for on your enemy's head I will have sat.
Dudley
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» Posted by: DarkScribe » Posted on: May 14th, 2003 at 2:11am
Dudley : Only a few more steps to the mailbox till Hermione is mine!
:: Dudley starts to walk toward the meilbox but stops ::
Dudley : I don't know Hermione's address! What am I going to do?
:: Dudley sits down and thinks "very" hard ::
Dudley : I know! Harry has an owl to send mail to Hermione! I'll "borrow" the biology teacher's owl!
:: Dudley walks toward the school in a sort of sneak way while humming the James Bond theme ::
Dudley: Now to jump over this fence to get the owl!
:: Dudley jumps but fails.A teacher hears him and runs to the fence ::
Teacher: Who are you?
Dudley (a bit carried away): Bond! James Bond!
Teacher: Say that to the principal Mr.Bond!
::Teacher grabs Dudley ear's and walks toward the principal's office::
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» Posted by: eliana » Posted on: May 15th, 2003 at 9:03pm
(Dudley is sitting in the principal's office, the principal is looking intently at him)
Principal : What do you have to say for yourself?
Dudley: umm... The devil made me do it?
Principal (angrily) : DUDLEY!!! This is the last straw!!! Now you have gone too far!! STEALING AN OWL??? WHY???
::: Dudley starts thinking for an answer and then gradually goes blank, drooling:::
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 16th, 2003 at 4:12pm
(princible snaps fingers)
Dudley: (zones back in) I am merely a victim of circumstance. See theres this girl and... (musically with harmonica music mysteriously behind him) IM ALL ALOOONE, AND THER'S NO ONE HEEEERE BESIIIIDE MEEE! MY PROBLEMS HAVE AL GOOONE BUT THERE'S NO ONE TOOOO DERIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEE! But'cha gotta HAVE FRIENDS!!!!
Princible: (clasping hands to head) SHUT UP!
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» Posted by: Ginny Potter » Posted on: May 18th, 2003 at 10:15am
(A week later, breakfast at Hermione's house)
HERMIONE"S MOM: Honey, you got a letter!
HERMIONE: Probably from Ron! (gets dreamy look on her face, takes letter )
HARRY:(reading over Hermione's shoulder) How do I love thee, let me count the WAYS??? I think of you during the long days? (snickering) though my face not be pretty, and my body fat, I can protect you, for on your enimies head I will have sat!
HERMIONE: I wish i knew who it was from!! There seems to be a smudge on the name. It looks like... RON!!!!!!!!
Good God!!
HARRY: May I be excused?
HERMIONE"S MOTHER: Of course, dear, but what for?
HARRY: I need to send a certain owl...
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» Posted by: computermouse » Posted on: May 21st, 2003 at 5:13pm
(Harry writting)
RON! I have no idea what you are playing at! I thought I told you Hermione is mine and you just have to come BARGING into my territory! I will never forgive you!
~Harry~
(Meanwhile, hermione is also writting a letter)
Oh Im so glad you feel that way about me, I feel the exact same way, maybe more! Please write back! I miss you!
LOVE,
~Hermione~
Hermione: Please send this to the person the first letter came from.
Harry's owl went to Ron, and Hermione's went to Dudley, thinking it would go to ron. The plot thickens!