Post by HikariHeart on Dec 9, 2003 13:16:03 GMT -5
Anyway:
At the Ledge:
JKR: *coughs* Actually...umm...I can only tell you what'll happen in less than a minute or so from now.
#1: Don't lie. YOU'RE JKR!! You know everything that has, is, and will happen in the HP universe.
JKR: Actually, not anymore.
#1,2,#: *stare at JKR*
#3: Lovely, what's happened now?!
JKR: In short terms, I've lost control. Well, most of it. If I really wanted to, I could keep it. I'd just have to right faster than they act. Watch, *takes at a pen and a piece of paper. She writes: Barry suddenly stops*
At Hogwarts:
Barry: CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?! No more stupid...*stops suddenly*
Everyone: *stares at Barry*
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Barry screams, "I'M NOT HARRY POTTER! I'M BARRY! ALSO KNOWN AS LARRY!..."*
At Hogwarts:
Barry: That was weird...*his eyes go blank* I'M NOT HARRY POTTER! I'M BARRY! ALSO KNOWN AS LARRY!
The Order: *gasps*
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Volde does the chicken dance*
At Hogwarts:
Volde: *does the chicken dance* WHA!!! I can't control my body!!!
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Snape admits to being madly in love with #2*
At Hogwarts:
Snape: I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH #2
At the Ledge:
#2: *fan girl screams* OH SEVVIE-POO!!! *passes out*
JKR: See?
#3: Yeah, but what's the problem?
JKR: I can only write one sentence at the time, only one subject, one action. Everyone during that time does their own thing watch...*writes: Harry kisses Herm. Ron hits him. Ron the kisses Herm*
At Hogwarts:
Harry: Something funky is going on...*kisses Herm* Whoah...
Herm: *eyes widen*
Ron: *comes up to Harry*...WHOEVER IT IS IS NOW...*punches Harry* controlling both of us.
Harry: *hits Ron back* What was that for?
Ron: *kiss Herm*
Arthur Dragon: Someone is controling our moves!
At the Ledge:
#1,3: *tilts their heads and look at each other* We don't get it...
JKR: -.-' AURG! Basically, unless I write faster than what it takes for normal people to move, I can't control everything.
#2: *wakes up* Sevvie-poo...
#1: That's bad. What's causing this?
JKR: *shrugs* I don't know. An outside force maybe. Magic, maybe. There's only one solution, and I need what's on Harry's list of things to get. Unforunately, he doesn't know what the last 4 are.
#1: Can't you tell him?
JKR: eeer...I don't remember what they were...
#3: What happens if this...problem...continues?
JKR: Book 6 will never be finished and..
#1,2,3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JKR: and the HP universe will fall into complete chaos. So, the only person who can save us is Harry and co.
#3: So everything is doomed?
At Hogwarts:
Barry: Who ever it is must be on pseudo-Harry's side! After all, he/she made me lie and say I wasn't really Harry.
Ron: YOU'RE NOT HARRY!!!
Barry: Give me a break. *raises his wand at Ron* Now, why don't you all surrender so I can get to my triple date with the three hottest chicks in school.
Herm: *eyes twitches and the karate kicks Barry's wand out of his hand* I knew watching all those animes would come in handing.
Harry: Good job Herm... *Volde/Harry/Herm/Ron/Percy/Dragons now have most of the school pointing their wands at them*
Percy: We are so very, very doomed.
At the Ledge:
#1,2,3 and JKR look at each other.
JKR: Pretty much.
#2: *cries* SEVVIE-POO!!!!!!!
At the Ledge:
JKR: *coughs* Actually...umm...I can only tell you what'll happen in less than a minute or so from now.
#1: Don't lie. YOU'RE JKR!! You know everything that has, is, and will happen in the HP universe.
JKR: Actually, not anymore.
#1,2,#: *stare at JKR*
#3: Lovely, what's happened now?!
JKR: In short terms, I've lost control. Well, most of it. If I really wanted to, I could keep it. I'd just have to right faster than they act. Watch, *takes at a pen and a piece of paper. She writes: Barry suddenly stops*
At Hogwarts:
Barry: CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?! No more stupid...*stops suddenly*
Everyone: *stares at Barry*
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Barry screams, "I'M NOT HARRY POTTER! I'M BARRY! ALSO KNOWN AS LARRY!..."*
At Hogwarts:
Barry: That was weird...*his eyes go blank* I'M NOT HARRY POTTER! I'M BARRY! ALSO KNOWN AS LARRY!
The Order: *gasps*
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Volde does the chicken dance*
At Hogwarts:
Volde: *does the chicken dance* WHA!!! I can't control my body!!!
At the Ledge:
JKR: *writes: Snape admits to being madly in love with #2*
At Hogwarts:
Snape: I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH #2
At the Ledge:
#2: *fan girl screams* OH SEVVIE-POO!!! *passes out*
JKR: See?
#3: Yeah, but what's the problem?
JKR: I can only write one sentence at the time, only one subject, one action. Everyone during that time does their own thing watch...*writes: Harry kisses Herm. Ron hits him. Ron the kisses Herm*
At Hogwarts:
Harry: Something funky is going on...*kisses Herm* Whoah...
Herm: *eyes widen*
Ron: *comes up to Harry*...WHOEVER IT IS IS NOW...*punches Harry* controlling both of us.
Harry: *hits Ron back* What was that for?
Ron: *kiss Herm*
Arthur Dragon: Someone is controling our moves!
At the Ledge:
#1,3: *tilts their heads and look at each other* We don't get it...
JKR: -.-' AURG! Basically, unless I write faster than what it takes for normal people to move, I can't control everything.
#2: *wakes up* Sevvie-poo...
#1: That's bad. What's causing this?
JKR: *shrugs* I don't know. An outside force maybe. Magic, maybe. There's only one solution, and I need what's on Harry's list of things to get. Unforunately, he doesn't know what the last 4 are.
#1: Can't you tell him?
JKR: eeer...I don't remember what they were...
#3: What happens if this...problem...continues?
JKR: Book 6 will never be finished and..
#1,2,3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JKR: and the HP universe will fall into complete chaos. So, the only person who can save us is Harry and co.
#3: So everything is doomed?
At Hogwarts:
Barry: Who ever it is must be on pseudo-Harry's side! After all, he/she made me lie and say I wasn't really Harry.
Ron: YOU'RE NOT HARRY!!!
Barry: Give me a break. *raises his wand at Ron* Now, why don't you all surrender so I can get to my triple date with the three hottest chicks in school.
Herm: *eyes twitches and the karate kicks Barry's wand out of his hand* I knew watching all those animes would come in handing.
Harry: Good job Herm... *Volde/Harry/Herm/Ron/Percy/Dragons now have most of the school pointing their wands at them*
Percy: We are so very, very doomed.
At the Ledge:
#1,2,3 and JKR look at each other.
JKR: Pretty much.
#2: *cries* SEVVIE-POO!!!!!!!