Volde ends up loosing.
Volde: eer..Excuse me, do you happen to have the Holy Grail there, would you?
French Person: *heavey French accent* YOU ENGLISH PIG DOGS!
Volde:...DAMN MUGGLE! GIVE ME THE HOLY GRAIL OR I SHALL KILL YOU! *points his wand at the French Person*
French Person: *Heavey french accent* YOU DARE CALL ME MUGGLE!!!!!!!! FACE THE WRAITH!!!!
Volde: CRUCIO!!!!
FP: *heavey French accent* Oh poo...*screams in pain*
Volde: *walks into the Castle* Now, where could that blasted Grail be?
Five hours later
Herm: Maybe one of us should go see if he's okay.
Harry: Why?
Herm: I don't know...
Harry: Fine! You don't have to be so senitemental! We'll play Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Harry/Herm: ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!
Harry: *paper*
Herm: *scissors*
Harry: eeer...two out of three
Harry/Herm: ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!
Harry: *rock*
Herm: *paper*
Harry: Best four out of seven
Back at Hogwarts:
Fan Girl #1: Oh...Harry...you're so awesome
Fan Girl #2: Can I have your baby?
Barry: *smiles* You're both so cool, why don't you both come to my place
FG #1&2: *fan girl scream*
Ron: Damn Harry, he didn't used to be so high on fame. But now he barely even has time for us. Always off with another girl every nigh. No wonder so many are claiming their pregnant with his baby now. *mumbles while walking around aimlessly*
In the Castle of Arrrggg:
Volde: I knew I should have brought a map...
Suddenly there's glowy grail in the middle of the room.
Volde: FOUND IT! YES! *grabs the glowy grail thing and runs*
In the Cadillac:
Harry/Herm: ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!
Harry: *scissors*
Herm: *rock*
Harry: Best 1600 out of 3199!
Herm: FINE! I'll just go! *gets out of the car and runs smack dab into Volde*
Volde: Found it! *holds up the Grail*
Herm: 'Bout time, throw it in the back and lets hit the road.
Volde throws the Grail into the back and he and Herm crawl back into the Cadillac.
Somewhere:
Ron: *still mumbling while walking aimlessly, and runs into a big roick with a sword in it* OW! Now who would leave a big rock here! With a sword in the middle of it! *pulls out the Sword* Maybe I can sell it
Peasents: ALL HAIL THE NEW KING! KING...
Ron: Ron...
Peasents: THat's a stupid name. You'll be Arthur now, kay?
Ron: Kay...
Peasents: ALL HAIL KIN G ARTHUR!!! *picks up Ron and carries him around*
Ron: BEAT THAT HARRY! I'M NOW KING!!!
Peasents: Now you must defeat the almighty King of the Dragons! *they carry Ron to a cave*
Ron: Well...shoot...
Peasents: The King of the Dragons guards almighty JKR's Sixth Book! Fetch it and then we will know you are our true king!! *pushes Ron into the cave*
In the Cadillac:
Harry: What do we need now?
Herm: A large pizza
Volde:...Did we ever get the pizza Bob left us?
Harry: *hits his head on the wheel* DAMNIT!!!!!
Herm: I guess we can always order another one.
Harry: THIS TIME WITH ONIONS!
Volde: NO! I'm allergic to onions, remember?
Herm: We're getting a large cheese pizza, got it? *calls up the pizza place*