Kaid
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Post by Kaid on Mar 1, 2004 4:55:58 GMT -5
On the rumor board Victoria said
I quickly responded with a thought about her dieing a stupid death and made up an obituary about it. Thinking about it I would like to expand upon the idea. The villians are always dieing noble or at least dramatic deaths. They die after fighting the hero to a standstill. They die when their diabolical plan backfires. I personally think it would be great if voldemort got run over by a bus on his way to get some milk from the corner store.
So this thread is for you to vote on who you would like to see die in a stupid way and to write their obituary. Here is mine:
"Bellatrix Lestrange died today after complaining that her house smelled like propane. Witnesses, running in the opposite direction, heard her shout "Lumous" just before the explosion that destroyed her house. LeStrange died in the blast. She is survived by her husband (currently in prison), a house elf (currently jumping in front of buses in despair) and her Dark Lord who, upon hearing the news, was quoted as saying "Great now its just me and the whiner again!"
Good luck!
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Post by Ginny Potter on Mar 3, 2004 19:33:52 GMT -5
Voldemort...I just want to see him DEAD!
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Post by KAYKO on Mar 3, 2004 20:05:53 GMT -5
Voldermort died today. And while we don't expect anyone to go to his funeral we do hope that you get a kick out of his death. Voldermort was dueling to the death with Harry Potter when he noticed a bunny hopping around. Mr. Potter says that he said quote "Bunnies? I hate bunnies more than I hate good people!" and he began hexing the bunny. While the stupid evil man was busy Harry Potter killed him.
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Post by ¡Snowy! on Mar 3, 2004 22:26:39 GMT -5
Dolores Jane Umbridge was killed today in an 'accident' involving a quarrel with a vampire. the meeting with the vampire was set up by Albus Dumbledore to talk about vampire rights. her last words were, 'you filthy little half breed...' she is survived by her pet flobberworm, Jingles. she will be cremated tomorrow and her ashes dumped in a lake, as nobody has expressed a desire for them.
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BlueFrog
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Post by BlueFrog on Mar 4, 2004 14:02:07 GMT -5
Miss Umbridge was killed today by a pair of socks that "somehow" killed her........ (a girl with a wide grin on her face was later seen in the area) (aka me...)
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Post by MinervaM on Mar 6, 2004 14:02:40 GMT -5
Draco Malfoy, only heir to the noble Malfoy family fortune, passed away early yesterday afternoon. He was apparently in the living room of the Malfoy Manor yelling at his mother Narcissa Malfoy about the family's lack of a house-elf, when a certain enchanted book known as the Monster Book of Monsters got triggered off by his yells, fell from a bookshelf and bit him at a particularly tender part of his anatomy. Upon hearing his shouts of pain, many Dark objects from underneath a secret floorboard surfaced and started attacking him with unrivalled viciousness. By the time the mess could be cleared up, Master Malfoy was unrecognizable. His body had been separated into several uneven chunks and each looked to be covered with a thick layer of what looked suspiciously like a Hippogriff's outer coat spotted with boils of bubotuber pus. To add to the Malfoy family's misfortune, Ministry of Magic officials found such a store of illegal Dark objects that the entire family fortune had to be sold off in order to pay the fines. Just as well, seeing as the Malfoy family has no more heir anyway. The undisclosed amount of the fines (rumored to be at least 99 thousand galleons), will be put towards a program at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry which specializes in training Muggle born witches and wizards to their fullest potential. The program is headed by a certain Miss Hermione Granger. Said a beaming Miss Granger 'We are absolutely DELIGHTED!' Rita Skeeter, on behalf of The Daily Prophet, sends deepest condolences to Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy.
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Post by orlandobabe726 on Mar 6, 2004 15:10:21 GMT -5
BELLATRIX!!!!!!!!!
'SHE KILLED SIRIUS!!!!!!! ILL KILL HER!!!!!!!!! -Harry Potter, Order of the Pheonix
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Oreo112
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CONSTANCE VIGILANCE!!!
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Post by Oreo112 on Mar 7, 2004 22:05:09 GMT -5
DOWN WITH UMBRIDGE!!!
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Post by MinervaM on Mar 8, 2004 11:32:20 GMT -5
Speaking of Umbridge..I wonder why no one during the Q & A section asked if she would appear again.. guess she's just TOO unpopular.. i felt like strangling her as I was reading the book..
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Post by orlandobabe726 on Mar 9, 2004 6:31:45 GMT -5
^me too! I felt like strangling her more than I ever felt like strangling voldy even!
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Post by MinervaM on Mar 9, 2004 8:30:27 GMT -5
^Yeah..Volde's just not human[\i] enough to hate somehow.. Umbridge, on the other hand... is kinda like the kind of discipline mistress in school everyone hates and curses behind her back...only, Umbridge is WORSE...she's HORRIBLE!! She made all the bad happenings at Hogwarts in Book 5 almost difficult to read...
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Post by Bellatrix Lestrange on Jun 15, 2004 6:27:50 GMT -5
I'd like to see Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Dumbledore, Seamus, Fudge, Umbridge, and everybody else not a Death Eater.
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Post by elysium on Jun 15, 2004 6:34:00 GMT -5
Dolores Jane Umbridge was squashed to death after slipping on a Blast-Ended Skrewt and being stepped on by Grawp Hagrid.
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Post by Moony on Jun 15, 2004 7:06:30 GMT -5
Bellatrix needs to die. She killed my Sirius. She needs to die. Die. Die.
On the edge of my knife. In her belly button...no i didn't say that. I appolagize profusly....she's just...you know gotta kick the bucket for me to be happy with JK Rowling....you can't kill Sirius and get away with it. Nobody kills my friends and lives to see the new year. NoBoDy. She's gonna get it. She's got it coming. DIE BELLATRIX. DIE.
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Post by ¡Snowy! on Jun 15, 2004 7:09:41 GMT -5
The Dark Lord, more commonly known as Voldy, died last night due to an unfortunate encounter with one Rubeus Hagrid. Voldy allegedly stepped on a black widow spider in his path, and Mr. Hagrid was, shall we say, 'less than pleased'. The remains, and i mean remains, as we can only guess which were the ones they found, will be incinerated tomorrow, after being sent to the next life by an ancient egyptian, a shaman, an amazon tribeswoman, and various other witch doctors to ensure that the 'soul' will never return to earth, or at least until one or more of these religions' prophesied end of the earth.
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