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Post by danielkvc on Jun 18, 2004 14:36:52 GMT -5
Oh I would like to see Fudge pricked on the arrow of the centaur in the fountain of magical brethren. Just as a kind of warning "Be warned of the power hungry and paranoid people surrounding you"... That would be nice! Umbridge could join him she would fit nice inbetween all the half breads she fears so much, she should be placed between the centaur the elf and the goblin.....
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Post by ¡Snowy! on Jun 18, 2004 15:15:59 GMT -5
Dolores Umbridge died yesterday, healer Smethwyck said, "looks like she swallowed a fly, and choked"
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, i dont know why, she swallowed the fly.......
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magusmajor
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Post by magusmajor on Jun 18, 2004 16:58:54 GMT -5
Umbrage died today in a shocking niffler accident....apparently the thing chewed right through her chest and ate her heart.
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 18:43:28 GMT -5
Sigh, we can all sleep happy!
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Post by wormtail on Jun 18, 2004 18:57:23 GMT -5
Not you moony not you
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 19:10:08 GMT -5
Today reporters everywhere had quite the story to tell when a larg, bald, rat was spotted flying through the air above london. According to an annomymous source, a man named Remus Lupin had been practicing his punting skills when the offending rat got in the way. After taking his flight through the air, the rat landed in a construction zone where he was covered in cement for the foundation of a new house in Godrick's Hollow, where he will rest forever.
*backs away slowly from wormtail seeing as how she is in a plot-like mood tonight* (don't shoot that airsoft gun wormy, step away from the gun...)
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Post by wormtail on Jun 18, 2004 19:50:42 GMT -5
OH you had to say that moony. and you know the kind of mood i am in tonight. Well i was just planning at looking at airsoft guns tomorrow but i think i will buy one now. *evil laughter* nope can't wait *runs to greg's borrow the airsoft gun and hit you with it.* I will just explain to adam that i used all of his pellets on you that is me hitting you. Or better yet give you nightmares tonight. The ring
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 20:28:26 GMT -5
Adam would not be happy....I'm 'waiting' for him you know.
*shoots wormtail back with sling shot from dad's drawer*
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 19, 2004 2:28:46 GMT -5
Anyway Moony, i wouldn't worry, i'm pretty sure its a silver BULLET not just a shiny hand type thingy!
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Post by Bellatrix Lestrange on Jun 19, 2004 4:54:53 GMT -5
Just poke him, Wormtail! Maybe that'll suffice... (Poke him in the heart, make sure it breaks the skin...)
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Post by wormtail on Jun 19, 2004 6:52:04 GMT -5
I know that I probably can't kill moony with my silver hand, but I could probably make moony weak. ;D
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Post by Bellatrix Lestrange on Jun 19, 2004 7:03:27 GMT -5
Possibly.
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Jellybaybee
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 19, 2004 9:11:27 GMT -5
God this is a weird conversation.... but carry on!
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Post by Moony on Jun 19, 2004 10:52:49 GMT -5
^ I think only a moderator could stop us now jelly...mmmI want lunch...
Oh, and I'll bet you could wormtail, but then again Lupins got all that pent up angst going for him about you betraying his bud and then pretty much bringing a guy back to power and then eventualy another of my good good pals kicks the bucket...it's pretty much your fault i've got no one...i'm out for you wormy. You'de better check on that moon.......
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Post by ¡Snowy! on Jun 19, 2004 13:11:53 GMT -5
Rita Skeeter was killed sunday. rubeus hagrid stepped on the unregistered animagus, he will not be prosecuted because nobody liked her anyway.
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