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Post by Moony on Jun 15, 2004 8:01:43 GMT -5
i like it...um did a black cat walk in his path first hehe?!
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 15, 2004 9:35:34 GMT -5
I would love to see Bellatrix die reealy stupidly, she's just so pleased with herself!! Here's my idea:
Today, at lunchtime, the evil cow(I.e, Bellatrix Lestrange) that murdered Sirius Black died a horrible death involving a coconut lorry and her own stupidity. Having got drunk when Voldemort lost AGAIN, she staggered into the road and was hit by a 7tonne load of dried coconut, dragged for 10miles by her STUPID hair, and later found by a caretaker at a muesli factory, covered in dried fruit. She will be greatly missed by.... hmmmmm.. let me think..... NOBODY!!
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Post by Bellatrix Lestrange on Jun 16, 2004 4:18:07 GMT -5
See my siggy for what happens if I die. I would be missed by my fellow Death Eaters, and by Volde.
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Post by HeRmIoNeGrAnGeR357 on Jun 16, 2004 9:01:19 GMT -5
UMBRIDGE MUST DIE!!!!! If she lives i will throw a Hissy fit, jump into the Harry potter book... and kill her myself!!! I think i'll barrow buckbeak... she'll probably be dumb enought to insult him!
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 16, 2004 9:36:43 GMT -5
See my siggy for what happens if I die. I would be missed by my fellow Death Eaters, and by Volde. It aint personally against you, just Bellatrix...... and maybe dried coconut..... hmmmm
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Post by Bellatrix Lestrange on Jun 16, 2004 9:39:29 GMT -5
I know...*sighs* I have a sneaky feeling I'm gonna die...
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 9:02:37 GMT -5
Today a toadlike woman was found stuck to the bottom of Godzilla's left foot. When asked about the situation the M.O.M. replied "Well, we know she used to be one of us...but ever since that whole enscribing pen incedent we kind of had to ship her out you know?" When asked to go further into the woman's 'special' green quill the MOM had no comment and just suggested that anyone she had met get some bubbertubber puss quickly. We have reason to believe she was identified later as none other than Umbridge, the late .... FAILURE.
Late last night the acclaimed Dark Lord's right hand woman was found dead in an alleyway. It seems she was caught in the cross fire of two rivaling gangs and took three bullets to the head. She will be missed dearly by her fellow death eaters as one of them will now become You-Know-Who's right hand man, a very risky job indeed. Here's to seeing you Bellatrix Lestrange!
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 18, 2004 9:17:29 GMT -5
lol! But now, with the Bellatrix thing, Bellatrix on here has gone and made me feel all guilty!!
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 9:51:48 GMT -5
Oh, don't feel guilty, we all know she's just gonna reproduce with Voldy lol and set her kid after me!!! AHHHHH *runs from Bella's little girl*
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Post by Jellybaybee on Jun 18, 2004 9:56:05 GMT -5
THE HORRORRRRR!!!! *runs screaming to mexico* Okay, that helped, guilt gone!
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 9:58:56 GMT -5
naw, hor (nice spelling by the way) would be if she had kids with all the death eaters--in this case she is quite devoted to voldy...and i can't wait till you read this Bella lol. Shall we have tea?
(i've got crumpets as well!)
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Post by wormtail on Jun 18, 2004 11:03:46 GMT -5
Well I was going to say Umbridge should die but then I realized it would be good for me if Bella died because I would then hopefully be Voldermort's right hand man.
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 11:46:43 GMT -5
But even if she does die you're way too weak to be that high up...wait we havn't really gotten a glimps of you with that spiffin hand of yours...
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Post by wormtail on Jun 18, 2004 13:06:53 GMT -5
Exactly moony because I can kill you with this new hand.
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Post by Moony on Jun 18, 2004 14:27:38 GMT -5
Could we get silver to rust??
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