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Post by *HPfan* on Dec 15, 2003 18:58:59 GMT -5
"What? Can't you see I'm busy? I have to concentrate." said Hermione. "But, Hermione," said Harry, "It's--" "Did you not hear what I just said? I'm operating!" "But--" "SHUT UP." "But-- "SHUT UP." "But--" "SHUT UP." "Hermione! I have some blue grass!" "What?" Hermione turned around. "Where did you find that? Why didn't you tell me?" she asked. "You wouldn't let me!" said Harry, "And what are you gonna do about Ron? His stomache is cut open."
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Post by ~*~SONYA~*~ on Dec 16, 2003 0:10:42 GMT -5
Ron: *wakes up* no really u guys...im alright!
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Post by HikariHeart on Dec 16, 2003 0:15:54 GMT -5
Harry: Ron, you have a big gapping hole in your belly. Herm: And you'll probably die from blood loss in a few minutes... Harry/Herm: AND YOU SAY YOU'RE ALRIGHT?!
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Post by HPF on Dec 16, 2003 13:32:45 GMT -5
Ron: *looks down and goes pale* Good Point *faints* Harry: I'm not even gonna ask...
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Post by *HPfan* on Dec 16, 2003 16:12:33 GMT -5
Then, Voldemort walks into the room. At the sight of blood, he turns even paler than usual and he faints. "HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Harry, "Now, there are two fainted people in this room. HAHAHAHA. This is so, so funny! HAHAHAHA!" Then, Percy walks into the room and he sees Ron. "What happened to Ron?!" he asked. Harry knocked him out with a club. "HAHAHA!" said Harry, "Now, there are three fainted people! This is even funnier! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then, he also faints. Now Hermione had to fix Ron's stomache and wake up four people by herself.
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Post by musicchc43 on Dec 16, 2003 16:47:59 GMT -5
Then while sewing Ron back up with extroidinary talent Hermione hears a noise of someone retching coming from the bathroom. She goes to the bathroom to find a very sick Dobby. Hermione: Dobby! what are you doing here ? you're supposed to be driving the submarine! Dobby: uhhh...oh miss please forgive dobby . He was afraid that if he puked on the control board it would cease to work any longer....uhhh Hermione: well ...what made you so sick? Dobby: I was talking to the purple whale when he began talking about the anatomy of a whale and he just wouldn't stop OH the agony! uhhh ........please don't make dobby explain further... uhh Hermione: GRRRRRRRRRRR!! Now Hermione had to finish fixing Ron's stomach, wake up four people, and control a submarine with a purple whale to guide her! ;D
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Post by elysium on Dec 18, 2003 8:22:53 GMT -5
"Hey Herm, wanna hold these watermelons for me?" Ginny tossed them at Hermione.
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Post by HPF on Dec 18, 2003 12:06:28 GMT -5
Hermione glares at Ginny. "No, I most certainly will not! Hold them yourself!" she says outraged, tossing them back to Ginny, hitting her on her head, making Ginny pass out. "Oh dear..."
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Post by musicchc43 on Dec 18, 2003 17:09:47 GMT -5
OMG LMAO I love this story it's so funny muahahahahahaa..........sorry........anyways...
Hermione runs up to Ginny Hermione:Ennervate Then she hears a strange sound and runs up to the control room Hermione: ARGGG! *the sub has just barely scraped past a rock without crashing into it or ripping the siding off* Hermione adjusts the steering and runs quickly back to the 'chill out' room Ginny: *confused after waking up on the floor with watermelon juice on her* Hermione? what's going on? Hermione runs past Ginny without a word Hermione: *aims wand at Dobby* Ennervate*Drags Dobby into control room while he starts to wake up* Dobby: Miss? Hermione: Here Dobby take the controls! *runs back to 'chill out' room* Hermione: *points wand at Harry now gasping for breath* Ennervate Harry: Dudley stop eating my chocolate cake *opens eyes and sees Ron still cut open* What the *faints again at the sight of the blood* Hermone: Wuss *ignores Harry* Okay Ron let me give this new healing charm a try *says charm and ron promptly turns into a purple dragon with a cut open stomach* Oh crap *undoes spell and says another* Ennervate Ron: Hermione Hermione: Shut up ron i'm busy! Somehow an owl gets into the sub to deliver hermione a letter
Miss. Granger the ministry has been notified that you have been using a lot of magic outside hogwarts you are Suspended ;D Good day, Mathilda Bagshot
Hermione: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!
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Post by HikariHeart on Dec 18, 2003 17:44:16 GMT -5
Percy: *wakes up by himself with a headache* I don't remember getting drunk... Herm: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! Percy: SHUT UP WOMAN! *holds his head more* I feel like I've been hit by a club... Herm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Percy: *picks up the club that Harry knocked him out with and knocks Herm out with it* I SAID SHUT UP!!!
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Post by Dr. Toodles on Dec 18, 2003 22:33:15 GMT -5
[shadow=blue,left,300]Ron: Finally! I thought it would never end!
Percy: Just doing my civic duty, little bro..
Ron: Arrg, Harry's body is taking up a lot of space.. *throws Harry in a random direction*
*All the lights go out in the submarine*
Percy: YOU STUPID!!! YOU BROKE IT! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNNA DIIIE!!! *knocks self out with club*
*Dobby enters* Dobby: Neverfear! The whale's friend has come and is going to help us...I don't know how, but it's gonna be just groovylicious! *Dobby takes out some tiddy winks* Dobby: GRR! I TOLD SEVVY TO PUT THE BLUE PIECES BACK, BUT HE JUST HAD TO KEEP THEM! *starts crying* ever since he started going out with Petunia, he's never spent as much quality time with me!
*Ron thinks about comforting Dobby, but then decides against it*
Ginny: Dobby...it's okay...you can have this lint I found in my pocket...*hands dobby lint* [/shadow]
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Post by ~*~SONYA~*~ on Dec 18, 2003 22:46:14 GMT -5
percy and ron then start fighting over who should go out with hermione because they just noticed how much they love her
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Post by ~*~SONYA~*~ on Dec 21, 2003 21:34:08 GMT -5
[glow=aqua,2,300](since noone's adding anything i'll write again!;D)[/glow] [glow=silver,2,300]Harry joins in the fight kicking and screaming that he has no idea why he's in the fight since he likes Ginny!! [/glow]
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Post by *HPfan* on Dec 21, 2003 22:07:21 GMT -5
"Please stop this fighting." said Dobby in a yoga-ish voice, "Violence is not the answer. We must all get along. Let's form a group hug and then, we will all hold hands."
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Post by HPF on Dec 22, 2003 4:20:14 GMT -5
Everyone stands up and says "Group Hug!" in very Teletubbie like voice, even Dobby, who should be steering.
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