Eliana’s Crazy Brain
Issue #2
By eliana
Opinions (of other people and possibly some of mine)…<br>
Hopeless, a guest wrote…<br>I think the Bush administration is hopeless. They have made the world's biggest surplus economy go into a 400 billion dollar debt crisis. Does anybody else think Mr. Bush handled the economy like a idiotic moron?
To offer my opinion about her opinion, and also her rhetorical question, I will say, I kinda have to agree. 3 trillion dollar deficit. ‘nuff said.
Questions…Please have mercy and pity at my question answering, I haven’t done this in quite a while and well, I feel like a wench…<br>
Q: There is this one girl that i know, and she is, to put matters simply, annoying. Fortunately, she doesn't go to my school, but I see her once a week as an after school activity, and she is way older than me, , and she tags along and follows me everywhere to the pint where it scares me, i just don't trust her, and it is annoying, but i really really really really don't want to hurt her feelings, cuz, i mean, she has a really hard family life, and i am pretty sure she has a disability, from what she tells me. How do i indiscreetly seperate myself from her company without her noticing too much?
Submitted by: GreeneyedLilyEvans
A: Well, I’m sure you’ve heard better advice and followed it, and I wouldn’t blame you. To that, I would’ve said the following… be annoying. If you can make her feel better about herself by making your own self seem like a total loser then… DO IT!!!! Hell, I would’ve just ignored her and tried to make her mad at me, but considering other’s feelings, that’s WAAY better. Kudos to you.
Q: How do French people be around so much good looking, better tasting food, without getting fat?
HPForever
A: That’s easy, they intravenously intake all necessary vitamins and minerals and such. Or it’s their metabolism, I dunno, you pick.
Q: Dear Eliana
I recently discovered the love of my life eats random rodents often! As a strict vegetarian this disgusts me! I don't mind eating a veggieburger while the rest of the family eats grounded-cow-burgers (yuch!) but really! eating racoons and rats ! come on ! He even went as far as to eat me son's pet gerbil! I've taken him to a pshcologist but his obsession is too deeply rooted! How can I deal with this and not let it ruin or marriage?
Thanx for your time,
Disgusted
A: Well, Disgusted, when your husband eats random rodents without skinning them, it’s a sure sign you are married to a hillbilly. If not a hillbilly, then one of those crazy survivalists, you know, the ones that smear dirt on their face and run around in the forest barefoot. It makes me shudder just to think of it… Anyways, you need to tell this “Man” to stop it. If he keeps eating disgusting things, then you needs to tell him to get to stepping, if he don’t want to save your marriage, then maybe there’s a hotter man out there for you.
Q: Dear Eliana,
In school we have to hand in a story for Scholastic writing! I have no idea what to write about and have limited time to write something amazing~! I don't feel my mind is exceptionally brilliant when it comes to stories and I don't much time like I said before!!!
please help,
non-imaginative
A: Write about something boring, non-imaginative, like say… riding the metro to school, and spice it up with robots, elves, pirates and a tiny dash of romance. You’ll have written the assignment half-assed and no one will be the wiser. (Sorry this is late, I’ll explain)
This Month’s ME time….AHHHHH!!!! I’ve been unbelievably busy these past weeks and this is the most time I’ve had to spend on the computer to write this thing. Well, let me get started…<br>SHEER MADNESS!!!!! The interview with Sean Biggerstaff (as I may or may not have mentioned) was perhaps the craziest event this side of the OOTP release. Many threatened the mods (with good reason, no not really) while the rest of us gave off a sense of drunkedness at a party. Yes, it was very confusing and irritating seeing the mods talk directly to Sean and amongst each other. But what are ya gonna do ya know? There’s 3 hours of my life gone down the loo… Okay kids, it’s that time again, send in your q’s and I’ll try to a. send in opinions too, about anything! Thank you for your time!!! (Remember, this is a monthly thing)
Oh yeah, and I deleted the other posts…sorry…<br>
