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Post by ZELDA on Jan 25, 2004 13:26:10 GMT -5
[shadow=orange,left,300]Zelda: Oh HAPPY day, you mean! Jack: *dives overboard because of creepy obssessed girls* Why am I tortured so!? HH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*20 minutes later*OOOOOOOOOOOOO... Percy: STOP! *all is quiet* Zelda: YAY! JACK JUMPED OVER BOARD SO NOW I DON"T HAVE TO MARRY HIM! OH HAPPY DAY!!! HH: *sobs uncontrollably* jack, thy lover dear! why have you deserted me on a shipful of maniacs? *starts walking towards Zelda, who jumps onto the big sail thingie* Zelda: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE YOU LAND LUBBER! *look of realization* did I really just say that?[/shadow]
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Post by HikariHeart on Apr 5, 2004 20:05:37 GMT -5
Percy: Yup...*looks at the row boat* aaa...an escape. *Jumps into the row boat* HH: *snaps her fingers and Percy is standing next to her again.* I own you. Percy: Damnit. Zelda: *continues to climb higher up the sail thingie* Must get away...
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Post by DarkScribe on Apr 7, 2004 8:38:31 GMT -5
*DarkScribe pops into the scene*
DarkScribe : Mr. Sparrow! Suprised to see me? Jack : Not really.... Agent DarkScribe: Well the good thing about being me is that there are so many me's! *Snaps fingers and all the pirates on the ship turn into clones of Agent DarkScribe. More come from the cabins, some parachute from the sky, and some swim on to the ship* Agent DarkScribe: Dun, dun, DUN! Agent DarkScribe Clone#2637: Sir! He's swimming away from us! Agent DarkScribe: Curses! Well what are you waiting for? GET HIM! *All AgentDS clones expect the orginnal chase Jack*.....
(DarkScribe - Major Matrix Fan)
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Post by HikariHeart on Apr 7, 2004 20:00:18 GMT -5
Neo: *raise eyebrow* Such a ripoff... HH: NOOOO! SPARROW! *takes out her two Frying Pans and starts to attack all the AgentDS's.* Percy: Gawd...this is some horrible nightmare.
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Post by DarkScribe on Apr 8, 2004 3:13:33 GMT -5
Agent DarkScribe: Sorry Mr. Anderson, we were sick of always losing since you always have this "amazing comeback" thingy. Neo: Does that mean I'm out of the job? Agent DarkScribe: No, but *stabs Neo with hand and Neo turns into a Agent DarkScribe* Yay! Agent Neo: Thank you. Agent DarkScribe#34207: Sir! Some MadSparrowFans are attacking us! *Points at HPF and HH as they continue wacking Agents off the ship, as he himself gets wacked off*
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Post by HPF on Apr 8, 2004 8:28:02 GMT -5
HPF: DIE EVIL CLONES! DIE! HH: YOU HURT JACK AND YOU MUST PAY! DarkScribe: I must be taking my leave now.
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Post by DarkScribe on Apr 8, 2004 17:38:25 GMT -5
Agent DarkScribe : After this... More! *More Agent DarkScribes appear*
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Post by ZELDA on Apr 8, 2004 23:48:13 GMT -5
Zeda: *watching scene from above* Hmm... now would be my time to.... JUMP!!!!!!!! *jumps off of sail*
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Post by elysium on Apr 9, 2004 21:53:11 GMT -5
*Elysium swings onto the ship from a vine that appears in the sky*
Elysium: "Hey everyone, what's up? OMG, IS THAT JACK SPARROW??"
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Post by DarkScribe on Apr 9, 2004 23:27:54 GMT -5
Agent DarkScribe : Argh... More SparrowFans? *Watches stupidly as the Agent DarkScribes get wacked over the ship by HH, HPF and now elysium* Agent Neo : So this is how it feels like to be you guys...*Gets wacked off by elysium* Agent DarkScribe#22137: Yup... *Gets wacked off by HPF*
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Post by elysium on Apr 9, 2004 23:36:32 GMT -5
Elysium: "Well I'm over Sparrow. Wow, that was fast. Now what am I going to do?" *looks around for someone else to be infatuated with and spots a ship coming towards them*
Elysium: "Hey guys look, a ship! Maybe there's hot guys on it!"
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Post by HikariHeart on Apr 10, 2004 13:47:32 GMT -5
HH: *wacks Agent Neo again* HOT GUYS?! *grabs Percy* TALLY HO! *jumps onto the other ship to discover that it is crewed by comic book characters.* Hey, look Batman!
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Post by elysium on Apr 10, 2004 13:51:53 GMT -5
Elysium: "Yuck, men in tights. NOW who am I going to get to be the unwilling object of my undying affection?" *notices Percy* "Why, hello there..."
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Post by DarkScribe on Apr 10, 2004 19:56:11 GMT -5
Agent DarkScribe : *Looks around to see if any of the ex-SparrowFans are still on the ship* Now! *Stabs Sparrow with hand and he turns into an Agnet* Yes! Me, me, me! Agent Sparrow : Thank you. Agent DarkScribe#67612 : Now who do we get? Agent DarkScribe : Harry Potter, and Legolas. Basically we need to get every famous book charecter to make fans cry. Then they won't have any power to stop our crusade of the world! Agent Neo : Let's go!
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Post by elysium on Apr 10, 2004 19:58:11 GMT -5
*Elysium decides that DarkScribe is too much a threat to the supreme hottness of the fictional world; she has her minions take him to the chamber of horrors while the other agents suddenly turn into jell-o*
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