Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death

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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Mar 27, 2004 23:58:40 GMT -5

Post by ~~SONYA~~ on Mar 27, 2004 23:58:40 GMT -5

at least the sick sense of humour wasnt done with foul language...(by Dienne)

Then...

MrPrime said:

Acid Fountain

Alex- “I’m thirsty…I’m gonna get a drink of water.” 
*Goes to water fountain*

*Acid comes out*

Alex- “HELP! MY JAW IS GONE!” 
*Mr. May enters*

May- *Evil Laugh* “It was I who put the acid in the fountain!” *Evil Laugh*

Alex- “You *astard!” 
*Knocks out Mr. May*

Tanya- “You *itch, you just knocked out Mr. May” 
*Knocks out Alex*

Maggie- “You *sshole, you just knocked out Alex!” 
*Knocks out Tanya*

Jennessa- “You *hore, you just knocked out Tanya!” 
And it continues for days on end…

so much for no foul language:D:D! JK!

But I really laughed for the furbies one though....It reminded me of something...funny:D:D:D

Last Edit: Mar 28, 2004 0:00:08 GMT -5 by ~*~SONYA~*~

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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 7, 2004 10:49:54 GMT -5

Post by PuppyDawg on Apr 7, 2004 10:49:54 GMT -5

I kinda am caught in the middle. I thought the last one and the furby one was funny, but all the others were a bit disturbing. Escpecially the puppy one (hint: My name IS PuppyDawg)

P.S. Please don't throw me into a fire.

^ LOL! Inside joke w/ friends!

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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 28, 2004 19:19:46 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 28, 2004 19:19:46 GMT -5

Here's some more.... :oYay

Eclipse Now

Jennessa-“Ooo…look at the sun…”

Aymie-“Ooo…look at the moon…”

Laura-“AHHH!!!! LOOK OUT!!! THEY’RE GONNA CRASH!!!” 
Everybody-“AHHHHH!!” 
*Chaos*

Lamb-“Don’t worry…It’s only an eclipse” 
Laura-“SHUT UP!” *Throws shoe at Mr. Lamb* “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!” 
*Moon moves over sun*

Everybody-“Oh no…”

Laura-“DAMN YOU MOON, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!” 
Aymie-“We’re all gonna freeze!!!” 
Jennessa-“Yaaay!!!! We get to be Eskimos!!!” 
Aymie-“Does anyone

pantstheterrible I LIVE HERE I made a decision to claim an HP character as my very own, Fred is MINE!!! Posts: 5,238	Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 28, 2004 19:32:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 28, 2004 19:32:25 GMT -5 lol
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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 28, 2004 21:27:28 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 28, 2004 21:27:28 GMT -5

Sorry, the post above wasn't complete....here's the complete one

Eclipse Now

Jennessa-"Ooo...look at the sun..."

Aymie-"Ooo...look at the moon..."

Laura-"AHHH!!!! LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA CRASH!!!"

Everybody-"AHHHHH!!"

*Chaos*

Lamb-"Don't worry...It's only an eclipse"

Laura-"SHUT UP!" *Throws shoe at Mr. Lamb* "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

*Moon moves over sun*

Everybody-"Oh no..."

Laura-"DAMN YOU MOON, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!"

Aymie-"We're all gonna freeze!!!"

Jennessa-"Yaaay!!!! We get to be Eskimos!!!"

Aymie-"Does anyone know how to ice fish???"

Laura-"AHH!!! The sun is coming back!!!"

Jennessa-*Sobs* "Now we don't get to be Eskimos."

Aymie-"I don't like fish...."

pantstheterrible I LIVE HERE I made a decision to claim an HP character as my very own, Fred is MINE!!! Posts: 5,238	Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 28, 2004 21:28:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 28, 2004 21:28:29 GMT -5 lol again
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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 29, 2004 19:30:24 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 29, 2004 19:30:24 GMT -5

I must go on....yay....

Squirrel Takes Flight

May-“Today we will be shooting of rockets.’ 
Jennessa-“But I don’t like squirrels.” 
May-…*Blink*…“Right.” 
Jennessa-*Evil Laugh* “Now I must get a squirrel to go for the ride.” *Evil Laugh*

* Jennessa climbs a tree and finds a squirrel*

Jennessa-“Aymie, catch!!!” 
Aymie-“AHHH!!! It’s going to kill me!!!” 
*Several minutes later Jennessa returns with a squirrel followed by Aymie who has several scratch marks on her face*

Aymie-“Ow.” 
Jennessa-“Quit your whining! Now its time to let him fly!” *Evil Laugh*

* Jennessa duct tapes squirrel to rocket*

May-“You can’t put a living creature on a rocket.” 
Jennessa-“There is nothing you can do. I have used duct tape and duct tape is UNBEATABLE!!!” 
May-“…crap…”

Laura-“Oooo….what does this button do?!?!?!

May-“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” 
*Rocket Launches*

Laura-“Oooo…That’s what that button does….” 
Jennessa-*Evil Laugh* “My plan is finally complete.” *Evil Laugh*

Aymie-“AHHH!!! It’s coming back down!!! RUN!!!” 
May-“….crap….” 
*Boom*

pantstheterrible I LIVE HERE I made a decision to claim an HP character as my very own, Fred is MINE!!! Posts: 5,238	Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death Apr 30, 2004 16:08:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 30, 2004 16:08:00 GMT -5 poor squirrel but lol.
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Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death May 3, 2004 9:35:34 GMT -5

Post by MrPrime on May 3, 2004 9:35:34 GMT -5

...More...

Chicken

Riley-*Throws hot pizza at Tanner*

Tanner-“AHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!” 
Riley- *Evil Laugh* “Yay…it burns.” *Evil Laugh*

Tanner-*Wiping sauce off face and tasting it* *Evil Laugh* “I will kill you!!!” *Evil Laugh*

Riley-“There’s only one way to settle this…”

Tanner-“…How?” 
Riley-“Hmmmmmmm…Hmmmmmmmmm…Hmmmmmmmmm” 
Tanner-*Glares*

Riley-“Ooooooo!!! A nice game of CHICKEN! We stand at opposite sides of the cafeteria and run towards each other. The first person to back out losses.” 
Tanner-“If I win, then I get to spit an acidy substance in the vicinity of your eyes!!!” 
Riley-“…Right…”

*Tanner and Riley go to opposite sides of the cafeteria*

Laura-“One shall count to 3 and the race shall begin. Not to 4 which comes after 3, nor 2 which comes before…5 is another number one shall not count to-“ 
Tanner-“Just start already!!!” 
Jennessa-“1….2….4!” 
Aymie-“3, sir!!!” 
Jennessa-“Right, 3!!!” 
* Tanner and Riley run towards each other*

*Closer*

*Closer*

*Closer*

*Closer*

…Boom… 
Everyone-“…yay…”

pantstheterrible I LIVE HERE I made a decision to claim an HP character as my very own, Fred is MINE!!! Posts: 5,238	Non-HP Shortfics: Iminant Death May 3, 2004 16:14:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantstheterrible on May 3, 2004 16:14:34 GMT -5 Foocl!
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Post by ~*~SONYA~*~ on Mar 27, 2004 23:58:40 GMT -5

Post by PuppyDawg on Apr 7, 2004 10:49:54 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 28, 2004 19:19:46 GMT -5

Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 28, 2004 19:32:25 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 28, 2004 21:27:28 GMT -5

Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 28, 2004 21:28:29 GMT -5

Post by MrPrimes on Apr 29, 2004 19:30:24 GMT -5

Post by pantstheterrible on Apr 30, 2004 16:08:00 GMT -5

Post by MrPrime on May 3, 2004 9:35:34 GMT -5

Post by pantstheterrible on May 3, 2004 16:14:34 GMT -5

Post by ~~SONYA~~ on Mar 27, 2004 23:58:40 GMT -5