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Post by pantstheterrible on May 21, 2004 23:30:37 GMT -5
'Now dearies," breathed Professor Trelawney, "Take out 'Unfogging the Future and read up on palmistry."
"We have a better idea." Said Harry.
"Do you?" replied Trelawney, turning a skeptical eye on Harry.
"Oh yes, much better than this palmistry muck." Dean nodded beside him emphaticaly.
"And just what is it Mr Potter?" said Trelawney crossing her arms on her chest. Harry winked and pulled out a fortune cookie. "And what is this?" Trelawney grabbed the cookie, "It looks edible."
"Go on. Eat it!" Harry encouraged. Trelawney eyed it warily but bit in. She made a face and extracted the peice of paper. "Go on. Read it. It's your fortune." said Harry. Trelawney looked at the strip of paper and promptly fainted.
"What did it say mate?" asked Ron dulely impressed.
"Look for your self." Ron bent down and picked up the peice of paper, it said. "The world will find out you are a fraud."
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Post by lileales on May 22, 2004 20:00:29 GMT -5
Du-nuh-nuh, what's next?
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Post by PetitePirate on May 22, 2004 20:12:24 GMT -5
no abbs, you did it wrong. WA-NA-NAH! (jack bandit!) sorry, pants. awesome fanfic. i can't wait to read the next part.
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Post by pantstheterrible on May 22, 2004 21:39:32 GMT -5
Next part?  Oh, I'll come up with something dredful. Just waiting for inspiration. |
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Post by pantstheterrible on May 23, 2004 11:45:44 GMT -5
As Ron read the strip of paper Neville found Trelawney's tea cup and began rearranging the tea leaves. When she came too Neville walked up to her timidly. 'Pro professor? I was trying to read your cup but I can't quite tell what this is... could you take a look at it?" Trewlawney took her cup from Neville looked into the bottom and screamed, she passed out once again. Harry took the cup and looked at the dregs, Neville had created a perfect Grimm.
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Post by orlandobabe726 on May 23, 2004 12:44:29 GMT -5
LOL! TRELAWNEYS GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!
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Post by ¡Snowy! on May 27, 2004 8:32:20 GMT -5
lol, i love this. awesome pants!
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Post by elysium on May 27, 2004 11:10:04 GMT -5
LOL, I read just the first post and thought it was a fantastic one-shot...are you continuing it then?
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Post by PuppyDawg on May 27, 2004 11:15:07 GMT -5
FOOCL! (I know how to use it now) This is PERFECT!
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Post by pantstheterrible on Jun 7, 2004 12:04:52 GMT -5
I'll continue if I have any good ideas. None now. Oh! Wait!Nope...I have a vague idea what I want to do but it needs work.
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Post by ¡Snowy! on Jun 7, 2004 15:18:45 GMT -5
yahoo! cant wait!
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Post by pantstheterrible on Jun 8, 2004 5:58:25 GMT -5
Ron bent down and removed a package from his bag. "Fred and George just invented this, it's great!" He unwrapped it to reveal a crystal ball. "They bewitched it to show you your worst fear. I wander what she'll see?!" Just then Trelawney weakly picked herself up off the floor and sat down in her chair trembling. "Professor, maybe you'll feel a little better after performing some divination, you know, doing what you do best." urged Ron. Trelawney blinked at Ron obviously flattered. She took the ball from him and set it down before her. She gazed into it intently for quite awhile and tears began to fill her eyes. "Professor!" exclaimed Lavender' "What's wrong?!" Surprising them all she seized the crystal ball and chucked it across the room. It hit the wall and shatterd. "I AM THROUGH WITH DIVINATION!"
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Post by *~Ginny~* on Jun 11, 2004 10:29:02 GMT -5
PANTS THIS IS SO AWSOME!!! i love your story so much!!! haha trelawny is gone!!! yay!!! lol
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Post by pantstheterrible on Jun 11, 2004 10:59:31 GMT -5
I might not be done yet. I don't know. No ideas as of yet. Hold on to you hats!
edit: Do you think I should leave it there?
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Post by pantstheterrible on Jun 12, 2004 16:46:54 GMT -5
Bump!
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Oh, I'll come up with something dredful. Just waiting for inspiration.
smart girls rock!
