~Iluvhp08~
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Post by ~Iluvhp08~ on Jun 8, 2004 11:11:17 GMT -5
well, you know how people say muscle, with a silent c? well then why do we pronounce the c in muscular???!!!
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Post by redvolleyball03 on Jun 8, 2004 11:49:12 GMT -5
why is colonel pronounced K-ER-N-ULL ??
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Post by MrsWeasley on Jun 8, 2004 12:03:22 GMT -5
Why, if convenience stores like 7-11 are open 24/7/365, do they have locks on the doors?
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Post by elysium on Jun 8, 2004 14:15:53 GMT -5
at wat stage in life did fred, a high school jock decide to get together with a red haired cheerleader, a dork, a professional stoner and a talking dog, and go around solving mysteries in a hippy van ? lmao...I read that one one day in business class and laughed sooo hard...everyone was staring at me. Anyways...have you ever noticed, Carrot Top waxes his eyebrows...why?? |
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Post by danielkvc on Jun 8, 2004 16:06:12 GMT -5
Why, if convenience stores like 7-11 are open 24/7/365, do they have locks on the doors? I have another question they don't have 7-11 here but i heard that often in movies *lives in europe*...here they would call that night shop (even if its open at daytime) But why do they call it 7-11? It's open all day all week right? Shouldn't it be called 7-24? or 24-7 or something? |
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Post by MrsWeasley on Jun 9, 2004 0:31:05 GMT -5
daniel, when they first opened, they were open 7am - 11pm, hence the name. Now they are open 24/7. I just wonder why they build new stores with locks on the doors - they sure don't need them!
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Steamroller
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kickin it 70s style !
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Post by Steamroller on Jun 9, 2004 1:11:14 GMT -5
They put locks on the doors - and this is totally true - they lock one door in the evenings when they get robbed the most - so that if they can catch the criminal running away ...and he is going for the wrong door - they can push them into the door to knock them the F out
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway ?
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Post by redvolleyball03 on Jun 9, 2004 8:37:32 GMT -5
why is there brail (sp) on drive-thru atms?
it scares me
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Post by elysium on Jun 9, 2004 10:31:40 GMT -5
Do psychics have doorbells?
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Eowyn
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Post by Eowyn on Jun 9, 2004 15:18:19 GMT -5
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say 'do you find something funny?' When we obviously do!!
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Steamroller
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Post by Steamroller on Jun 10, 2004 2:24:56 GMT -5
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
I once saw a stationary store move
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What happened to the first 6 ups?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Post by elysium on Jun 10, 2004 8:07:17 GMT -5
How come hair stylists always have weird hair? I mean, is it like in the rules or something that they HAVE to have weird hair?
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Post by danielkvc on Jun 10, 2004 13:21:57 GMT -5
OK now I'm being inspired by Elys:
How come every dentist I have ever visited or seen has bad teeth?
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Steamroller
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Post by Steamroller on Jun 11, 2004 7:29:41 GMT -5
I once had a dentist with the worst breathe - only saw him once...then I quickly switched to a different dentist
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
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